Public Service Announcement From Your Friendly Webmisses!
Gather ’round, children, and hear the tale of the elusive creature who haunts these here parts. Some call him Spunk, others call him RPATTZ. To us he is Robertus Pattinsonus, the rare, but easily spotted creature. The wild hair, wild clothing, and hurried footfalls mark the elusive beast! His skills are as numerous as Chuck Norris’ and unicorns combined. His renown is boundless! Many savage creatures, called fan – girls and their ilk, stalk and hunt the poor creature. Thus, Robertus Pattinsonus retreats from most signs of flashing lights and the pitter patter and high pitched screams that mark his predators.
Children! If you wish to see the elusive beast in its native element give it wide berth! Respect its native habitat and the other creatures it is seen with. To not heed such messages will result in complete retreat or worse – extinction like its cousin the Dodo bird.
In all seriousness, we’ve talked about this during the Twilight craze and due to the crazy goings on in New York, we would like to remind fans to continue to respect Rob’s personal space and privacy. He may look like a delectable piece of meat, but he is (after all) still human.
